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“Simple Man: I Like Doobies & Boobies” Under Armour Athletic T-Shirt

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Keep it real, keep it active, and keep it 100 with the “Simple Man” Under Armour Athletic Tee. Whether you’re lifting, lounging, or lighting up, this shirt delivers lightweight performance with an attitude that doesn’t hold back. It’s for those who live simply, laugh loudly, and love their doobies and boobies.

🔥 Features:

  • Statement Graphic: Bold and unapologetic text across the chest — because you’re not here to sugarcoat it.

  • UA Tech™ Fabric: Soft, quick-drying, and moisture-wicking to keep you cool and comfortable during workouts or everyday wear.

  • Performance Fit: Athletic cut designed for movement, whether you're at the gym, at a party, or just vibin'.

  • Anti-Odor Technology: Keeps you feeling fresh even after the most intense sessions (or the longest smoke breaks).

  • Premium Quality: True Under Armour durability meets high-quality print so your message stays bold and clear.

  • Perfect For: Gym days, 420 hangs, festival fits, or that friend who proudly keeps life simple.

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  • 60% cotton, 40% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 7.41 oz./yd.² (251.24 g/m²)
  • Unisex sizing,
  • Relaxed fit
  • Split hem
  • Heatseal Under Armour® logo
  • Fuller cut

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

“Simple Man: I Like Doobies & Boobies” Under Armour Athletic T-Shirt Size Guide

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Size label A B C
S
29
39
9.25
M
29 1/2
42
9 1/2
L
30
45
9.75
XL
31
48
10
2XL
32
51
10.25

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Chest

Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of a measuring tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.